Funny sms; 9386 messages
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
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Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife
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Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
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70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.
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when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL
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maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.
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This is da African way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"
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(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) Angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear
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Chaloo yah karoo shabash
Here is a car........
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And here is the key.......
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Ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...
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While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: Agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!
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No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
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Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEART!! Offer valid till I m Alive...
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Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.
"ALLAH KE NAAM PE DE DE BABA"
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